These sad, uneducated, pitiful excuses for civilisation cannot muster a single Nargis amongst their curry houses.  Well, not so as we could find anyway.  If you live in one of these hellholes, or just happen to be passing through and chance upon a Nargis-enlightened establishment, PLEASE let us know, so we can expunge the place from this shameful list!

Place County Venues Visited Recce by
Ashford Kent 6 Andy Gilfrin
Bolton Lancashire 2 Gazza
Cambridge Cambridgeshire 10 Fudge, Curtains
Cockermouth Cumbria ? Fudge
Derby Derbyshire 5 Fudge, Stackhead
Duffield Derbyshire 1 Duffield
Evesham Worcestershire 4 Gazza, Sue
Guiseley West Yorkshire 1 Chicken
Helston Cornwall 2 Gazza, Sue
Kendal Cumbria ? Fudge
Ludlow Shropshire 3 Gazza, Sue
Melton Mowbray Leicestershire 3 Gazza, Fudge, Planey
Northwich Cheshire 7 Gazza
Nottingham Notts 6 Gazza, Fudge, Long John
Pershore Worcestershire 2 Gazza, Sue
St Ives Cornwall 3 Duffield
Upton on Severn Worcestershire 2 Gazza, Sue