Name : Planey Wayney

Based : Tamworth, Staffordshire

Favourite Nargis :  The cheapest one before 22:00

Likes :  Vindaloo, donner kebabs and other assorted scum fodder, Albanians.

Dislikes : Greek Jails, staying out late

Quote : "Wings are irrelevant"

Other sad interests : Plane spotting, getting arrested abroad, watching "Villa with a Killer"